The 13 Worst Synonyms For 'Vagina,' Ranked

Is there such thing as a non-gross, or even kind of sexy term for a woman's vagina? When it comes to vagina vernacular, it's an endless struggle. There's a whole wide world of vaginal euphemisms out there, ranging from the mildly confusing ("box" -- why?) to the truly horrifying ("meat flaps," anyone?). (Before we go any further, let's stave off the "You mean labia, not vagina!" argument right now. In this article, "vagina" refers to the whole thing. Inside and outside parts. The end.)