The CIA Finally Joins Twitter, After Years of Mining it for Intel

The Central Intelligence Agency—which only recently kicked its nasty habit of torturing detainees for little or no actionable intelligence and overthrowing democratically elected foreign governments—is now officially on Twitter. The agency's account is verified. On Friday, @CIA sent its first tweet, which reads as follows (warning—dorky spy humor ahead): We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet. — CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014 "Just remember: This is a messaging arm of a...