Man attempts to smuggle 51 turtles in his pants

If he'd only stopped at an even 50, he probably would have gotten away with it: Federal prosecutors say a Canadian man was caught trying to smuggle 51 turtles in his sweatpants. Kai Xu was nabbed during a surveillance operation by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service agents, The Guardian reports. On Aug. 5, agents said they witnessed Xu disappear behind two semi-trailers in a Detroit parking lot. He came back about 10 minutes later with "irregularly shaped bulges" under his sweatpants. He was stopped ...