Watch Justice Scalia's angry ObamaCare, gay marriage dissents performed as an acoustic ballad

If all you know about Justice Antonin Scalia's blistering dissents last week is his whimsical use of "jiggery-pokery" and "pure applesauce" (ObamaCare) and his accusation that he and his colleagues are a "threat to American democracy" (same-sex marriage), you want to know more, but you don't like reading long legal documents, the band Coheed and Cambria is at your service. In the song below, posted to Funny or Die, the band takes some of the more poetic parts of Scalia's dissents on gay marriage...