The spider is coming

At the age of 10, I did what most chubby little boys who don't like athletics do, I went to a Jewish Sleep-away camp in Georgia. As is often the case in Georgian sleep-away camps, they have a little nature problem where humans and dangerous non-human creatures called "insects" are forced to co-exist. Normally, this is awesome. Especially when you go on a hike and watch a snake eat its prey from a safe distance of twenty feet. When it starts to become a problem, however, is when you are sleeping ...