Schoolmates used to ask me about Indian trains. I can now confirm British ones are worse | Nish Kumar

With carriages full of unhappy travellers who have paid to be incarcerated, it's no wonder talk of nationalisation has spread beyond duffel coat-wearing socialists Last week Southern Rail staff went on strike, leaving thousands of commuters facing a slightly improved service. Southern's non-stop calamities this summer have added support to the idea of renationalisation. This debate is something I watched with great interest. I'm a standup comedian who can't drive. I have never learned. I don't t...