College Students Want to Kill Foreign Language Requirements

In "The One Semester of Spanish Spanish Love Song," a 2007 YouTube gem, a guy named Mike woos a nonplussed paramour with such pillow talk as Me gusta la biblioteca and Vivo en la casa roja, illustrating the stark divide between the Spanish he learned in one semester of college ("I like the library"; "I live in the red house") and the Spanish he'd actually like to know (presumably something about butts).