Beetroot Sauvage, Edinburgh: 'More Germaine Greer than Gwyneth Paltrow' - restaurant review

Simple, nourishing vegan food served by people who may or may not have once played timpani in Chumbawamba 'Yoga and fondue," said the flyer stuck to the door of Beetroot Sauvage on Ratcliffe Terrace, Edinburgh. The evening in question involved a session of "soma lunar flow" in a low-lit studio, followed by bread and crudites dipped into vegan cheese substitute. That flyer revealed much about this new plant-based cafe and wellness centre, not least to my other half Charles, who began snorting dis...