Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue just fact-checked an Onion article

Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue? More like secretary of killing jokes. The Onion put a satirical spin on the recently-ended government shutdown, writing Monday that the USDA was "just doing quick smell tests to inspect all the backlogged meat that piled up during shutdown." It's true that 80 percent of America's food went uninspected during the 35-day-long shutdown. But as buzzkill-in-chief Perdue pointed out, meat wasn't included in that portion. The Onion strikes again! Flattering pictur...