Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler Offer a Tantalizing Glimpse of an Alternate Oscars Universe

Hello, Slate readers. I'm reporting to you from an alternate universe where everything on Earth is more or less the same: Donald Trump is still the president, Amazon is still not opening a headquarters in New York City, and "7 Rings" is playing on every radio station. There is, however, one key difference: In this timeline, the Oscars are being hosted by Maya Rudolph, Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler.