Michael Bloomberg's employees created a book purportedly full of his offensive quotes. Here it is.

Getty Images / Paul Morigi In 1990, employees at Bloomberg LP gave their boss, presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, a booklet containing notable quotes they said were attributed to him over the years as a gag birthday gift. That booklet, called "The Portable Bloomberg: The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Bloomberg," is a compendium of allegedly sexist, crude, and off-color remarks that Bloomberg's employees heard him make, including "if women wanted to be appreciate...