You can't beat Ibiza... when there's no one there

Finally, after avoiding it for years, I can see the appeal of the hedonistic hotspot How have you never been to Ibiza? Definitely in the 10 most tedious questions I've been asked several times over in life and the answer is, well, chill-out Café del Mar. I grew up when Ibiza Uncovered was very much a thing. If, as everyone says, the spirit of acid house on the island died in 1989 and the hippies had been outnumbered by the worst excesses of a genre we'll call Very Drunk Brits Abroad, well, yike...