At £38,700 for a foreign-born spouse, how many could the Tories afford? | Stewart Lee

James Cleverly's new anti-immigration policy, the latest desperate act of a desperate government, means 75% of the population need to be careful who they fall in love with Without the foreign genes of foreign husbands and foreign wives to strengthen the British gene pool, the tragic mental deficiencies that caused 52% of the country to vote for the idiocy of Brexit will only become more pronounced, consolidating the irreversible death spiral of our already internationally pitied realm. The perma...