Simon Armitage: 'You're not going to get me to say anything bad about any bird'

As part of Australian Poetry Month, the UK's poet laureate shares his least favourite word and his most controversial pop culture opinion Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be in it? I'm gonna go for a toasted sandwich on what we call "plastic white bread" - bread that's got no health or calorific value whatsoever. It's just comfort eating and you need it. Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for...